Should I take my stilletos camping?...

The answer is NO.
Because of Global Warming one can now travel to countries that once seemed too cool for summer vacances. Eg. We're going to Normandy in France next week - let's see if my theory pans out. This is a last minute dash to get away. One must bring practical, loose clothing and never forget a folding table to keep you from bending continually. Swingball can provide hours of entertainment and so can a pack of cards. I must go and write these on my list.
If you do find yourself in stocks this summer make sure you're wearing a nice, bright, flowery t-shirt to cheer yourself up!